Elvis Lives

That’s right folks. Elvis indeed continues living upon this earth and he, in fact, lives here in the little town of Ubrique in the middle of nowhere Andalucia, Spain. He, of course, has permed his hair into ringlets and made some changes to his repertoire: he is a professional flamenco dancer and instructor and looks about 60 years younger than he should look at this point (must have traded in his fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for celery).
But it is DEFINITELY him. I know it because, when he dances, he wears a white suit and has not one pair of blue suede shoes…but two!

Furthermore, Kate, another language assistant, swears she has seen Sadam Hussein at the grocery store and I personally believe there is a whole colony of Yetis living in these mountains because there is just no way the goats around here can leave as much poo as that which is so generously sprinkled all over the mountainside.